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welcome to my small injun village near the pacific ocean
where you must pay $10 to dance
Created on 2004-04-01 12:09:56 (#2694182), last updated 2009-02-18
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Basic Info| Name: | pief (epic ninja zombie killer) zowie |
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| Birthdate: | 04-30 |
| Location: | the inner depths of the epic Pendergast Forest, Puyallup/Bremerton/Bothell (all at once, mind you), Qatar |
Bioi was born in a small injun village near the pacific ocean where people dance for free. Being an outsider to their culture, confusion and chaos ensued. But, sure enough, i was able to make peace with the savages by offering them shoe laces. you see, when you wear moccasins, they're like slippers, only thinner. It was good times those shoe lace ridden days. But then an evil wizard came to our land. He made our shoe laces into snakes! "oh wow, man..." i exclaimed. "dude, i'm totally fucked up..." said my good friend, Chief Iwanalaya and then we ate some more...After several years i felt a, like, calling to my natural habitat and culture. So, I said good by to the good chief, and began my journey. My first stop was in a small injun village near the pacific ocean where people dance for $5. Being an outsider to their culture, confusion and chaos ensued. But, sure enough, i was able to make peace with the savages by offering them shoe laces. you see, when you wear moccasins, they're like slippers, only thinner. It was good times those shoe lace ridden days. But then an evil injun from alaska called "stompy psyfuck" (psyfuck short for psycho fucker) whisked me away to a cold land where we lived in a small injun village near the pacific ocean where people dance for $5.50.
and that's how i became the epic ninja zombie killer you all know and love.
and that's how i became the epic ninja zombie killer you all know and love.
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